Uber Crisis!

All right.
Problem!
Huge! Major! Problem!

As I previously said I have two choices (girl-wise of course, do keep up).

Girl One – Attractive. Up for it (in that way). Sadly far away.
Girl Two – Also attractive. Less up for it but definitely interested in me. Much closer to home.

The choice isn’t the annoying part. I could pick either one and pursue my ass off.
However neither of them is my PERFECT girl.
Which is what this blog/experiment/horrible mistake is all about…

What the hell do I do with that?
I’d just go and feel bad about pursuing them knowing that.
That’s not what we want. Not at all. We is not a happy bunny.

If only jim’d fix it…

In other news I might come up with a name (for me, can’t really use my real one)
ALSO : I Love Italics! I’m such a loser.

Byes!