Hey, It’s been a pretty cool week.
bq. Guy Two: At this point I need to give my new girl a name. Something Sexy and Interesting. Like… Kathy!
(OK. It’s not amazing. Stop laughing.)
Anyway so Kathy. Spent most of the week with her. Awesome! Was a minor embarrassing moment but we won’t go into that. Her friends are cool although I don’t know an awful lot of them. Fear I may be becoming “Kathy’s-Boyfriend-Who-We-Don’t-Know”.
Being a guy, however, has meant that I am constantly plagued by nerve destroying paranoia.
Hoorah!!
Am I being too clingy? Am I ignoring her? What did her text message mean? What did MY text message mean? Does she still like me? I want to go see her but that means less time with current friends. It’s all sooo confusing.
Luckily, she was interested in me first. And, although I’m pretty damn happy to be with her, that still means that she’s probably good with how things are. Girls, I suspect, must have this amount of worries too. Otherwise this undermines the whole of civilisation as we know it. Regardless, if she’s thinking along the same lines as me she has nothing to worry about. Really not going to stop seeing her.
bq. Guy Two: At this point I need to give Me a name (Why? Because I can.) Something Sexy and Interesting. Like Kathy…wait, no. Better still… Mike!
So. Paranoia has been quashed. Names have been called. And a good time was had by all.
Thank You and Goodnight.