Choices Choices...

Hey, me again. That’s right. Guy Two.
Don’t worry this one won’t be as long as the others. I’ve re-read my old ‘contributions’ and my congratulations go to those who made it through them.

Lets re-cap: * Hot girl (“Laura”), boyfriend issues, seems to like me. * Failure to attract Laura with best attempts * Shunted into ‘friend zone’ but promoted to Best Friend [insert happy face here] * Loss of interest in Laura (Note To Self: Find new girl)
There we go. Relatively painless. Much less so than the last couple of blogs.

Now to the real substance of the thing. Two Choices.

Choice 1:

A girl I used to like (Lets call her Sarah). We’re flirting back and forth. Realise she might actually have a thing for me. Question friends and so on. Discover she finds the idea of her and me “tempting”. Instant joy. In liquid form.

She’s shorter than me (A must have), pretty hot and, most importantly, would blatantly sex me (apologies for using ‘sex’ as a verb, nothing else works). She’s not a slut or anything. Far from it. She’s very respectable. Just…she’d clearly know what she’d be doing (Guy One will probably agree with me here). Sadly she lives far away. Far far away. I can see it becoming awkward. For me absence makes the heart wither and die in a small sad pile. Long distance, not good.

Choice 2:
New girl. Very new. Met her (properly)...I’d call it three, maybe four, days ago (We’ll call her Kathy). She’s pretty good looking. Again short (OK so I like short girls, its just a major preference). So we’re sitting around and chatting TODAY.
All of a sudden she wants my phone number. She’s messing with my stuff. She tied my shoes together. She gets my IM address from…somewhere.

bq. Guy One – It was me :P

All this switches on my, as until now, obsolete girl-interest-radar. Another contender for Guy-Two’s-New-Perfect-Girl

Choices Choices…
I may make a decision soon (leaning more toward choice 1).
Unfortunately all this new attention is making me panic slightly. So unused to it.

If I don’t die from making bad decisions, I’ll write a new blog soon.
Byes
Guy Two